“I want friend like me.”
Boris Karloff - The Monster

“- Carl Quigley: See anyone that looks like him?
- Juice: Yeah he looks like him. She looks like him. Oh look over there! There goes his little twin brother. You give me one picture and expect me to find him among all these kids? You must be crazy, I'm gonna get on the waterslide.”

Miguel Ferrer - Quigley
Tone Loc - Juice

“I'm not really here. I'm one of the top ten imaginary friends kids have. Just behind John Travolta, Reggie Jackson and Farrah Fawcett-Majors.”
William Shatner - Bill

“Maybe you're right. As you pointed out, there are certain similarities between the two crimes, but you missed perhaps the most important: both murders were discovered by the same man - you!”

Charles Waldron - District Attorney

“You're just like me, Kay. You want what you can't have.”

Lloyd Nolan - Del Davis