“A very clear motive. One of the oldest motives in criminal history. Jealousy. Why, you may find it preposterous to believe that a man of his years and timid character could become so enamored with a young woman as to commit an act of violence to dispose of a handsome and vigorous rival.”

George Coulouris - Prosecutor

“- Blaine: Who would have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution? Number one in our medical school class. Not that I'm jealous, John. Someone had to finish first.
- Dr. John Dolittle: Someone had to finish last, too.”

Paul Giamatti - Blaine
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“- Tej: Damn, Suki, uh... When you gonna pop my clutch, huh?
- Suki: As soon as you get the right set of tools.
- Tej: Yeah, a'ight.”
Ludacris - Tej
Devon Aoki - Suki

“- Matt Gavin: She said you were a terrible lover.
- David Corelli: She lied to protect your frail ego.
- Matt Gavin: She said that's why she chose me.
- David Corelli: Everybody make mistakes.”
Chazz Palminteri - Matt Gavin
David Caruso - David Corelli

“- Dante Hicks: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
- Customer with Diapers: In a row?”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Mike Belicose - Customer with Diapers