“Mary, as you call her, is a bigoted, blinkered, cantankerous, devious, unforgiving, self-serving, rank, rude, car-mad cow, which is to say nothing of her flying feces and her ability to extrude from her withered buttocks turds of such force, that they land a yard from the back of the van and their presumed point of exit.”
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“Rudeness is merely an expression of fear. People fear they won't get what they want. The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved, and they will open up like a flower.”
Ralph Fiennes - M. Gustave

“- Bonnie: I had a premoniton that I was gonna meet someone when I came down here.
- Brian: You still got time, you know.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“Miss Finncannon. It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you and Ugly here find every happiness together.”
Brad Pitt - Tristan Ludlow

“Always hard to find, like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant…”
Danny DeVito - Chesterfield