“- PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
- B-Rad: I stole that too. ”
Taye Diggs - Sean
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“A stick-up guy I used to know a long time ago told me that the most important thing is to put fear into everybody right away. So when we get in there, let me do all the talking.”

George Burns - Joe

“This is right, my dear. I stole something, I did. I stole happiness with you. I don't mind paying.”

Liam Neeson - Valjean

“In your mind, somebody might break into your house to harm you or your family. What does that person look like?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching.”
Noah Poletiek - Twitch