“- Lauren Goodhue: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sergeant Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren Goodhue: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“Your orgasm is our business.”

Klaus Kinski - Dr. Hugo Zuckerbrot

“- Judy Benjamin: Now I know what I've been faking all these years.
- Henri Tremont: That was your first?
- Judy Benjamin: And second.”

Goldie Hawn - Judy Benjamin
Armand Assante - Henrí Trémont

“You already know how famously they get along as friends, but did you know that their sex life is positively white hot? The main reason both of my marriages failed was sexual. I'm an extremely sexual person, I can't help it, it's just how I'm wired, you know, even when I was a little girl. I had my first orgasm when I was 6 in ballet class.”
Kathy Bates - Roberta Hertzel

“- Craig Zwiller: If you are going to be going...
- Patrick Wheeler: Might as well be coming.”

Callum Keith Rennie - Craig Zwiller
Don McKellar - Patrick Wheeler