“- Vinny Gambini: Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.
- Jim Trotter III: Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argumentative.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement... with the exception of thank you... will be stricken from the record.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lane Smith - Jim Trotter III
Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller

“- C.P. Kennedy: Now, what exactly is our target juror?
- Joseph Palmer: Intelligent people who will listen to instructions and follow the evidence.
- Hank Palmer: Crackpots. Those I can persuade to swallow their own tongue. Anyone who's seen a Sasquatch. Moon-landing deniers. Those are our people.”
Dax Shepard - C.P. Kennedy
Robert Duvall - Joseph Palmer
Robert Downey Jr. - Hank Palmer

“In a civil trial, all you have to prove is that they're guilty by a preponderance of the evidence. That means more likely than not. 51% is enough. It's a very low standard of proof. Completely different than the criminal trial.”
Marcia Clark - Self

“- Charles Tuttle: I don't pose, I don't preen, I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. I don't make a mockery of the American legal system.
- Richard Rietti: Well, you have your style, and I got mine.”
Jeff Daniels - Charles Tuttle
Michael Richards - Richard Rietti

“If the O.J. trial taught us anything, it taught us that, in America, you can cut somebody's head off and still be innocent as long as you have enough money. Well Kansas your mom only shoot a guy.”
Marley Shelton - Diane Weston