“- Vinny Gambini: Uh... everything that guy just said is bullshit... Thank you.
- Jim Trotter III: Objection. Counsel's entire opening statement is argumentative.
- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Sustained. Counselor's entire opening statement... with the exception of thank you... will be stricken from the record.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lane Smith - Jim Trotter III
Fred Gwynne - Judge Chamberlain Haller

“- C.P. Kennedy: Now, what exactly is our target juror?
- Joseph Palmer: Intelligent people who will listen to instructions and follow the evidence.
- Hank Palmer: Crackpots. Those I can persuade to swallow their own tongue. Anyone who's seen a Sasquatch. Moon-landing deniers. Those are our people.”
Dax Shepard - C.P. Kennedy
Robert Duvall - Joseph Palmer
Robert Downey Jr. - Hank Palmer

“In a civil trial, all you have to prove is that they're guilty by a preponderance of the evidence. That means more likely than not. 51% is enough. It's a very low standard of proof. Completely different than the criminal trial.”
Marcia Clark - Self

“- Charles Tuttle: I don't pose, I don't preen, I don't put perjured testimony on the stand. I don't make a mockery of the American legal system.
- Richard Rietti: Well, you have your style, and I got mine.”
Jeff Daniels - Charles Tuttle
Michael Richards - Richard Rietti

“Trials are too important to be left up to juries.”
Gene Hackman - Rankin Fitch