“- Leon, the Bartender: What a waste of space.
- Gil Renard: What do you mean 'A waste of space'? He hit a bad patch. We all hit bad patches, don't we? What you never hit a bad patch?
- Leon, the Bartender: No, this is my dream job.”

Frank Medrano - Leon, the Bartender
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard

“- Clark Griswold: Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
- Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Marisol Nichols - Audrey Griswold

“- Dr. Robert Doback: You have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange interviews for Monday and you will go!
- Dale Doback: Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son.
- Dr. Robert Doback: I'm not buying that crap anymore!”
Richard Jenkins - Dr. Robert Doback
John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

“- Mom: Well, you could use some help. What if you gave him a job?
- Dad: I don't want him sellin' used cars!
- Mom: Why not? It's good enough for you.
- Dad: Who says its good enough for me?
- Mom: You do.”
Barbara Barrie - Mom
Paul Dooley - Dad

“I've got a kid in college and another one going in the fall. I won't go back to the factory floor.”
Chris Cooper - Phil Woodward