“- Jimmy: Can you explain to us why for what other reason than the fact it feels good, do we want to get stoned?
- Fisher: Because it's our way of getting closer to God.
- Jimmy: That is what you're looking for; except for you didn't know it, until this minute.”
Brian Geraghty - Jimmy
Ashton Kutcher - Fisher

“Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain. Instead of doing heroin, you're doing God.”
David Duchovny - Randy

“Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“If God created anything better than crack cocaine he kept that shit for himself.”
Delroy Lindo - Rodney Little

“He told me afterwards in terms of absolute value, sex and drugs were equally meaningless to him. Just two different ways to have fun. Which is all well and good, until a girl tries out the same approach.”
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth