“Don't be talkin' bout my momma!”
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“- Spike: Look, you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death.
- Becky O'Shea: You can talk the talk but can you walk the walk?
- Spike: Try me!
- Becky O'Shea: I will!
- Spike: Let's go!
- Becky O'Shea: Right now!
- Jake Berman: Somebody call 911!”
Sam Horrigan - Spike
Shawna Waldron - Becky O'Shea
Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“Now I can be a nice guy, but if you trouble me, I can be a mean son of a bitch.”
Luke Askew - Boss Paul

- Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
- Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
- Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
Steve Lemme - Mac
Kevin Heffernan - Farva

“I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed! Don't mess with me!”
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart