“You wouldn't know a good time if it fell out of the sky and landed on your face and started to wiggle!”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

From a Marine in Da Nang: "Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead man's balls”. I have no idea what that means, sir, but it seems very negative to me.

Forest Whitaker - Edward Garlick

“Every day they are told they are worthless, beyond hope.”

Marisa Tomei - Gwen Kolinsky

“You got yourself a distraction that needs dealing with.”

Chris Mulkey - Frank

“- Mr. Grover: If you're a detective, I'm a monkey's uncle.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Keep your family out of this!”
Douglass Dumbrille - Mr. Grover
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel