“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner

“- Grace: When are you coming home?
- Anthony Adams: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.”
Shea Fowler - Grace
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams

“Nobody gets me pussy whipped I.. Whip Pussay!”
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Money Mike: Speaking of which, where was yo antennas when them niggas was tryin' to rob me?!
- Woman: I'm sorry.
- Money Mike: Don't be sorry hoe, be careful! I am tired of your presence, dismissed!”
Katt Williams - Money Mike