“If you want some friendly advice, get a haircut and take a bath. You wouldn't get hassled so much.”

Brian Dennehy - Teasle

“- Mr. Berger, George's Father: Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back.
- George Berger: You'll give me the money if I get a haircut?”
George J. Manos - Mr. Berger, George's Father
Treat Williams - George Berger

“- Zed: Can I see you later?
- Maya: I think I have to wash my hair.
- Zed: You washed your hair last year.”
Jack Black - Zed
June Diane Raphael - Maya

“She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush.”
J. T. Walsh - Charles Bushman

“- Hammy: I gotta go wee-wee!
- Verne: Not on the lake we drink from!”
Steve Carrell - Hammy
Garry Shandling - Verne