How about these stupid letters from kids to Santa at the North Pole: "Dear Santa, Can you send me a bike and a slinky?" No! Your father's been laid off! Sinbad - Myron Larabee
“- Harry Lime: What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna think to rob? - Marv Merchants: Candy stores! - Harry Lime: Nine year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.” Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
“- Nancy Huff: What about you Tiffany, what did you get for Christmas? - Tiffany: I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace, but next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.”Mary Steenburgen - Nancy Huff
Elizabeth Yozamp - Tiffany
“That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas.” Vince Vaughn - Fred Claus
