“- Dennis: You know what they're going to call us? They'll call us - gangsters! It'll be goodbye to business, gentlemen.
- Moody: We'll be as popular as Hitler.”
Anthony Morton - Dennis
John Bindon - Moody

“- Ethan Hunt: How does it feel to be a solid citizen again?
- Luther: Man, I don't know. I'm gonna miss bein' disreputable.
- Ethan Hunt: Well, Luther, if it makes you feel any better, I'll always think of you that way.”
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt
Ving Rhames - Luther

I know what you're thinking: "This woman's a tramp and she's in love with him". Well, I am a tramp! And I am in love with him!

Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“- Mrs. Topper: I think its ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue young girls. What will the neighbors think?
- Cosmo Topper: I didn't pursue them, Clara. They forced themselves on me.
- Mrs. Topper: Don't be absurd! Imagine girls, pretty girls, forcing themselves on a paunchy, middle-aged man.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper
Roland Young - Cosmo Topper

“- Ed: This is where I come to think... I think.
- Dexter Reed: Funny, I never figured you as much of a thinker.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed