“Most people know nothing about themselves. Nothing. Their own real personality is a complete stranger to them.”

Alan Mowbray - Dr. Vengard

“You can tell a lot about a man by his profile. A certain strength of character, or lack thereof.”

Billy Zane - Colonel Graham

“- Jeff Kohlver: I think it's better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they're like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out, real quick, people's faces lie.
- Hayley Stark: Does my face lie?”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“For a man of such high rank you're kind of short.”

Viggo Mortensen - Frank Hopkins

“The guy may seem plush and huggable on the outside, but inside, he's a monster!”

Jeff Garlin - Buttercup