“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Jack Colt: I just gotta ask... what does human flesh taste like?
- Harold Leacher: Chicken.”
Emilio Estevez - Jack Colt
F. Murray Abraham - Harold Leacher

“- Veronica Quaife: It tastes... synthetic. So, what have we proved?
- Seth Brundle: The computer is giving us its interpretation of a steak. It's translating it for us; it's rethinking it, rather than reproducing it, and something is getting lost in the translation.”

Geena Davis - Veronica Quaife
Jeff Goldblum - Seth Brundle

“Yuck! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's like freedom in a cup!”

Ashton Kutcher - Elliot

“- Real Toby: I think one might be lime. One might be like mint.
- Real Harvey: You can tell that by just looking at them?
- Real Toby: Not me. I have to put it in my mouth first.”

Toby Radloff - Real Toby
Harvey Pekar - Real Harvey