What does the Bible say? "Happy are those who do not see, yet believe." Hooray for blind faith and ignorance.
Steve Coogan - Martin Sixsmith

“- Van Kurtzman: You believe this stuff?
- Ben Kurtzman: I don't know.
- Ada Kurtzman: What do you mean you don't know? It's in the Bible!
- Van Kurtzman: Oh, so that makes it true?
- Ada Kurtzman: It's the Bible! A story.
- Van Kurtzman: Yeah, a true story?”

Adrien Brody - Van Kurtzman
Ben Foster - Ben Kurtzman
Bebe Neuwirth - Ada Kurtzman

Here's a Bible verse I think about sometimes. Manytimes. It goes: "And I heard the voice of Lord saying: Whom shall I send and who will go for Us?". And... I said: Here am I, send me!
Shia LaBoeuf - Boyd 'Bible' Swan

“What, did you rewrite the whole thing, or just the parts that don't suit your needs?”

Peter Horton - Burt

“- Corny: You got any interest in reading the Bible?
- Justine Last: I have my own, you know, beliefs.
- Corny: Well, we don't preach fire and brimstone. 10 Commandments, gotta live by those. Other than the usual ways, we're not interested in scaring people. We're about loving Jesus.”
Mike White - Corny
Jennifer Aniston - Justine Last