“Must our only options be to squawk and settle or to never leave the nest?”
Claudia Jessie - Eloise Bridgerton

“When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
Lisa Kudrow - Wanda Pierce

“Marissa-Who are you?
Ryan-Whoever you want me to be.”
Mischa Barton - Marissa Cooper
Ben McKenzie - Ryan Atwood

“I lost my virginity to my cousin, Jeanie. It was my Uncle Murray’s funeral, we were all back at my Aunt Barbara’s house. Our eyes locked over the pickled herring. We never meant for it to happen. To this day, I can’t look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed. Oh, cousin Jeanie.”
Simon Helberg - Howard Wolowitz

“I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper