- Claudia: Didn't you have a girlfriend, or...
- Russell "Sad Sack" Terziak: Yeah, she went and married my best buddy Ray.
Holly Hunter - Claudia
David Strathairn - Russell Terziak

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.”
Sacha Guitry

“- D'Artagnan: Anne, I know that to love you is a treason against France, but not to love you is a treason against my heart.
- Queen Anne: Then we will both die traitors, D'Artagnan.”
Gabriel Byrne - D'Artagnan
Anne Parillaud - Queen Anne

“C'mon, Young Blood. Don't kill me, man. I got a mothafuckin' girlfriend. I got a wife on the side.”
Clifton Powell - Pinky

“- Gus Portokalos: Where are you going?
- Toula Portokalos: I'm taking a pottery class.
- Gus Portokalos: Ah! The Greeks invented pottery. Hmph.”

Michael Constantine - Gus Portokalos
Nia Vardalos - Toula Portokalos