“- Ken Wu: Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
- Russ Tyler: It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.”
Justin Wong - Ken Wu
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Happy: This is Dopey, he don't talk none.
- Snow White: You mean he can't talk?
- Happy: He don't know, he never tried.”
Otis Harlan - Happy
Adriana Caselotti - Snow White

“You can't learn anything when you're talking.”
Bing Crosby

“- Ellen Griswold: I hope at least you kids have learned something from this.
- Audrey Griswold: Yeah! Don't die unless someone's home!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You just stay here with the pork. They're smarter than you anyway. You might learn something.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre