“I stand before you knee-deep in the bullshit.”
Matthew Lawrence - Victor

“The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?”
Ashton Kutcher - Oliver Martin

“- Roxanne: Where would I stay?
- Tripper: My place, what do you think?
- Roxanne: Is it big enough?
- Tripper: It's got a double bed. What's the matter with you, haven't you ever lived with anybody before?
- Roxanne: No. Have you?
- Tripper: Pets, you know, a dog, a fish. No, I haven't. I've never asked anybody before.”

Kate Lynch - Roxanne
Bill Murray - Tripper

“If you really like someone, you accept every part of them. But you can't do that until they're willing to share every part with you.”

Kristin Kreuk - Lana Lang

“- Marilyn Holmberg: What do you want?
- Phil Potter: I want us to live together. I want us to get married. I want us to have children together. I want us to put our teeth in the same cup. I want us buried together in a family plot with one headstone. What do you want?
- Marilyn Holmberg: I want a separate cup for my teeth.”
Jill Clayburgh - Marilyn Holmberg
Burt Reynolds - Phil Potter