“- Paris Carver: Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary.
- James Bond: Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you.”
Teri Hatcher - Paris Carver
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“I'm gonna step outside and get some smog.”
Christopher Walken - Mike

“I really want to thank you all for helping me with my campus maintenance duties. I think it's a beautiful thing. But remember, plastic goes in the blue, paper in the green.”
Marlon Wayans - Darryl Witherspoon

“There's one theory that the environmental movement of our day was sparked by the rerelease of Bambi in the late 1950s.”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom

“- David Levinson: Hey, you have any idea how long it takes for those cups to decompose?
- Julius Levinson: If you don't move soon, I'm gonna start to decompose.”
Jeff Goldblum - David Levinson
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson