“- Subotai: Food... food! I have not eaten for days.
- Conan: And who says you will?”
Gerry Lopez - Subotai
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Quincy McCall: I took the hoe to Burger King.
- Monica Wright: Cheap date.”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“Well am I gonna eat, or am I gonna starve to death?”
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna

“- Yen Sun: I know what you've come to do. You've come to lay with me and cut me into tiny pieces. You're the bandit that eats children and old people.
- Josiah Gordon 'Doc' Scurlock: I eat meat and potatoes.”
Alice Carter - Yen Sun
Kiefer Sutherland - Josiah Gordon 'Doc' Scurlock

“- Sissy: Well, I just thought we'd go to McDonald's.
- Bud: Dammit, McDonald's again?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud