“I finally meet the right guy, and he's from another planet.”
Daphne Ashbrook - Dr. Grace Holloway

Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms", and the woman says, "I just need a top". They look at each other and that's the "meet cute".
Eli Wallach - Arthur Abbott

“- Morticia Addams: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy.
- Gomez Addams: A girl.
- Morticia Addams: An open grave. It was my first funeral.
- Gomez Addams: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.”
Anjelica Huston - Morticia Addams
Raul Julia - Gomez Addams

“- Carola: Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met.
- Margaret: You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you?
- Carola: Yes, darling.”
Rae Dawn Chong - Carola
Nicolle Rochelle - Margaret

“- Natalie: Are you in love?
- Lauren: You don't fall in love with a boy you just met.
- Natalie: Are you?
- Lauren King: Yeah.”
Ashby Semple - Natalie
Diane Lane - Lauren