- Lisa Emerson: Babies and bondage, I could do both?
- Elliot Slater: Yeah, I'd love to say, "My wife is a dominatrix".
- Lisa Emerson: I can just see myself at the kids' school on career day.
Dana Delany - Lisa
Paul Mercurio - Elliot

“- Amazed Kid: How'd you do that?
- Peter Parker: Work out, plenty of rest. You know, eat your green vegetables.
- Amazed Kid: That's what my mom is always saying. I just actually never believed her.”

Marc John Jefferies - Amazed Kid
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
Roshon Fegan - Amazed Kid

“- Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am.
- Flower Belle Lee: I've never been embarrassed in my life.”
Joseph Calleia - Jeff Badger
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Macaulay Connor: It can't be anything like love, can it?
- Tracy Lord: No, no, it can't be.
- Macaulay Connor: Would it be inconvenient?
- Tracy Lord: Terribly.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“- Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski: I hope you'll forgive me if I acted a little clumsy, but this is the first time I ever met an actress.
- Maria Tura: Lieutenant, this is the first time I've ever met a man who could drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.”
Robert Stack - Lieutenant Stanislav Sobinski
Carole Lombard - Maria Tura