“You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart. Way to work it through.”

Vince Vaughn - Beanie

“My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“Me and my wife had a great sex life, we use to have sex once a week. but then she died... then it was 3 or 4 times a week.”
Danny Murphy - Mr. Murphy

“My love, tonight we will celebrate this ecstatic joining of our spirits with the union of our aching bodies.”

Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Frankly, I didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.”

Chazz Palminteri - Guy Baran