“We came to wreck everything, and ruin your life. God sent us.”

Leigh Russell - Sonny Jim

“Welcome home, baby! I say this to all of your things, for this is a robbery.”
Dave Willis - Ignignokt

“- Binx: Let's go to Vermont.
- Ophelia: We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.
- Binx: Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?
- Billie Jean: No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.
- Putter: I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Kermit the Frog: Now if we want to get Miss Piggy out of jail, we're gonna have to catch those thieves red-handed...yes, Beau?
- Beauregard: What color are their hands now?”

Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Dave Goelz - Beauregard

“- Nancy: What does that tattoo mean?
- Kurt: It was given to me in juvie. I was caught stealing cherries. I'm a... I'm a cherry thief.”
Malin Akerman - Nancy
Adam Devine - Kurt