- Tyler: Hey, how much you pay for that faggot? You guys took a wrong turn. This is a "No Homo" zone.
- Erik: I ain't a homo. And neither is he. He got it from a blood transfusion.
- Tyler: Well then what's that awful smell?
- Erik: Well see, we was walking across the grass when we accidentally stepped in your mother.
Aeryk Egan - Tyler
Brad Renfro - Erik

“- Mavis Gary: You're the hate crime guy. Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy.
- Matt Freehauf: Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Patton Oswalt - Matt Freehauf

“- Louis Gendick: These bullies are called Japs and Nazis.
- Danny Lyons: You mean the army.
- Louis Gendick: That won't be running away, Danny. That's real fighting.”

Henry Hall - Louis Gendick
Bobby Jordan - Danny Lyons

“John Truett. I've come here to ask you something. What do you mean hitting a five-year-old child? The next time you want to hit somebody, pick on somebody your own size. If there's anything I hate, loathe, despise, and abominate, it's a bully.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith

“- Devon Butler: Everyday these big jumbos come and take my money... they put me in the toilet and they hold me upside down.
- Mr. Herman Fleming: Always blaming it on someone else.”
Norman D. Golden II - Devon Butler
Steve Carlisle - Mr. Herman Fleming