“I love the fact that the captain of the morality team invites his chick to the same party as his wife.”
Kieran Culkin - Igby

“- Marty: Davis, if I take that in there and Moseby starts carrying on about how brilliant it is... I'm going to take the credit.
- Newton Davis: What? You're my friend, where are your ethics?
- Marty: My ethics are that I know this about myself, so I'm not going to take this in there and screw you over.”
Peter MacNicol - Marty
Steve Martin - Davis

“- Det. Shirley Vogel: What about you? What if he wouldn't leave her?
- Nicole Horner: Honey, if I couldn't get a man to leave her I wouldn't kill him, I'd kill myself.”

Kathy Bates - Det. Shirley Vogel
Sharon Stone - Nicole Horner

“Tristana, I'm an old dog and I know that when a young woman goes out every day, it's because she's found a bone. I don't know what kind of bone it is, but don't deny it.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope

“- Vincent Eastman: Y'know what Neal asked me just out of the blue? He asked me whatever happened to us. I couldn't tell him.
- Sally Eastman: You fell in love with another woman.
- Vincent Eastman: I mean before that...”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Vincent Eastman
Sharon Stone - Sally Eastman