“The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic!”

Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli

“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at Judge Smails, who's wearing the same hat]
Oh, it looks good on you though.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“- Brigitta: I think your dress is the ugliest one I ever saw!
- Kurt: Brigitta, you shouldn't say that!
- Brigitta: Why not? Don't you think it's ugly?
- Kurt: Of course, but Fraulein Helga's was ugliest.”
Angela Cartwright - Brigitta
Duane Chase - Kurt

“- Lucas: Dragonfly Nymph. You ever see one?
- Rina: Oh, it's ugly. Glad it's not bigger than me.
- Lucas: It turns into something very beautiful, Rina.
- Rina: Is that possible?
- Lucas: Yeah, can you imagine that? Turning from something ugly into something beautiful.”

Corey Haim - Lucas
Winona Ryder - Rina

“If God had meant me to marry a poor man, he would have made me homely.”
Denise Richards - Cindy Styne