“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Taste my steel, you dog!”
Bruce Campbell - Roland the Intrepid Explorer

“Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.”
Eddie Bracken - Roy Walley

“- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
- Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
- Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“Fuck that, 'cause I'm from New York City, goddammit. Nobody take no cornbread from me. That goes for anyone of you motherfucking farmers who wanna start some shit. You fuck around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions.”
Eddie Murphy - Rayford Gibson