“- Anna Coleman: Fresh air will do you good.
- Harry Coleman: But what about bullies?
- Anna Coleman: Run fast.”
Lindsay Lohan - Anna Coleman
Ryan Malgarini - Harry Coleman

“- Bad Boy: So you thought you could make it around the block? So now I'm supposed to be scared of a water pistol?
- Louis: There ain't no water in this gun.
- Bad Boy: So what's in it?
- Louis: Piss!”

Sean Kelso - Bad Boy
Fred Savage - Louis

“What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Louis Gendick: These bullies are called Japs and Nazis.
- Danny Lyons: You mean the army.
- Louis Gendick: That won't be running away, Danny. That's real fighting.”

Henry Hall - Louis Gendick
Bobby Jordan - Danny Lyons

“John Truett. I've come here to ask you something. What do you mean hitting a five-year-old child? The next time you want to hit somebody, pick on somebody your own size. If there's anything I hate, loathe, despise, and abominate, it's a bully.”

Judy Garland - Esther Smith