“- Meredith: What am I supposed to do for three days, sit home and knit? [Elizabeth exits the house carrying a backpack]
- Meredith: Excuse me, what is she doing here?
- Nick: That was the deal - the four of us go together.”

Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

“- Rick O'Connell: That's called stealing, you know.
- Evelyn Carnahan: According to you and my brother it's called borrowing.”
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell
Rachel Weisz - Evelyn Carnahan

“- Julie James: What the hell are you doing in my closet?
- Karla Wilson: Dude, I thought you were outta town. I just wanted to borrow your black skirt, but I'm not ready to die for it.”

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James
Brandy Norwood - Karla Wilson

“- Rub Squeers: Can I borrow a dollar?
- Sully: Nope. You can borrow a jelly doughnut, though.
- Rub Squeers: You can't borrow a jelly doughnut. Once you eat it, it's gone.
- Sully: Once you borrow a dollar, it's gone. I'd rather buy you a jelly doughnut.”
Pruitt Taylor Vince - Rub Squeers
Paul Newman - Sully

“I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher