“- Dave Martin: Don't do anything stupid.
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Dave Martin: You married Sophie.”
Howard Bilerman - Dave Martin
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“- Jenny Curran: You don't wanna marry me.
- Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny Curran says nothing]
- Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.”
Robin Wright - Jenny Curran
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“- Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protégé?
- John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
- Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.”
Will Ferrell - Chazz Reinhold
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
Isaiah Washington - Savon Garrison

“Why is it that when people have sex with strangers on their mind their IQ just drops like 40 points?”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom