“All men cheat. That’s why they’re called trade. Do them just as dirty as they do us.”
Mya Taylor - Alexandra

Men... they're all alike. They'll deceive you as your father did me. He kissed a chorus girl and when I found out he said "Oh, I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing".

Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemogloben

“That man is an ass. But he's got this really sweet girlfriend. God knows what she found to love about him, but she does. He cheats on her like a nutter.”
Matthew Goode - Heck

“- Susie: What the fuck was that? Did you cum? You faked it.
- Matt: No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.”

Emmanuelle Vaugier - Susie
Josh Hartnett - Matt

“Ain't it just grand layin' there late at night in your bed, waitin' for your man to show up? And when he finally does, at oh about 4 o'clock in the mornin', with whiskey on his breath, and the smell of another woman on his person... Oh honey, I can smell another woman at 500 paces. That's a easy one to catch.”

Bette Midler - Mary Rose Foster