“My wife and I have not performed the sex act in many years.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“Me and my wife had a great sex life, we use to have sex once a week. but then she died... then it was 3 or 4 times a week.”
Danny Murphy - Mr. Murphy

“My love, tonight we will celebrate this ecstatic joining of our spirits with the union of our aching bodies.”

Gene Hackman - William B. Tensy

“Frankly, I didn't have to get married to have lousy sex.”

Chazz Palminteri - Guy Baran

“- Victoria Aragon: We can sleep in Pedro's room.
- María José Aragón: In that teeny-tiny little bed? On your wedding night? Ay hija, no. You need room, to maneuver.”
Aitana Sánchez-Gijón - Victoria Aragon
Angélica Aragón - Marie Jose Aragon