“- Meredith Blake: Have you seen your father?
- Hallie: You talking to me?
- Meredith Blake: Who are you, Robert De Niro? Yes, I am talking to you.”

Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Hallie Parker

“- Lesley: I'm pathetic. You know, I've dreamt of being a Broadway actress since I was a little kid. And now I'm here. And I'm not a Broadway actress. I'm still just a little kid. And I keep waiting for someone to tell me I made it.
- Laura: [Sincerely] Hey. You made it.
- Lesley: I did?
- Laura: Sadly it was with Mike Shiner, on a fake motel bed.”
Naomi Watts - Lesley
Andrea Riseborough - Laura

“- Timon: That worked like a dream.
- Pumbaa: It did?
- Timon: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?”

Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”
Maz Jobrani - Moly
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.”
Gabriel Millman - Keith - Caped Boy