“- Hugo: Give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack...
- Laverne: Knock it off, Hugo. She's a girl, not a mackerel.”
Jason Alexander - Hugo
Mary Wickes - Laverne

“You have to do something excellent in her presence, thus demonstrating your sexualworthiness.”
Donal Logue - Dex

“There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.”
Jeanne Moreau - Amande

“- Kitty Kiernan: Is it true, Mick, that all of the women in America wear trousers?
- Michael Collins: Absolutely! Shameless hussies, the lot o' them.”
Julia Roberts - Kitty Kiernan
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“- Athena: I'm going to the Jewel. Listen, I'll get you some pantyhose.
- Maria Portokalos: No queen size. They make me look fat.”
Stavroula Logothettis - Athena
Lainie Kazan - Maria Portokalos