“- Jules: Where are we?
- Alba: In a castle.
- Jules: What castle?
- Alba: Where the witch makes poisoned red apples to advertise the toothpaste movie stars use.”
Frédéric Andréi - Jules
Thuy An Luu - Alba

“Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night.”
Mai Elizabeth Zetterling - Helga

“Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, and look very much like ordinary women. They live in ordinary houses, and they work in ordinary jobs.”
Mai Elizabeth Zetterling - Helga

“Witches spend their time plotting to kill children, stalking the wretched child like a hunter stalks a bird in the forest.”
Mai Elizabeth Zetterling - Helga

“Witches of England... you are a disgrace! Miserable witches... you are good-for-nothing worms! Everywhere I look, I see the repulsive sight of hundreds, thousands of revolting little children...”
Anjelica Huston - Grand High Witch