“When you get there, figure it out who's who. Find the man nobody's protecting. A man without friends. And beat him until his eyes bleed. Let them think you are little bit crazy, but respectful, too. Respectful of the right men.”
Levan Uchaneishvili - Uncle Nikolai

“- Celine: Men go out with me, we break up and then they get married. And later they call me to thank me for teaching them what love is. That I tought them to care and respect women.
- Jesse: I think I'm one of those guys.
- Celine: I wanna kill them! Why didn't they ask me to marry them? I would've said no, but at least they could have asked.”
Julie Delpy - Celine
Ethan Hawke - Jesse

“I am not steak. You can't just order me.”

Melanie Griffith - Tess McGill

“- Holly So Tightly: Johnny, Eric, Bart... they didn't love me. All they wanted was sex!
- Dirt Merchant: You're a fucking porn star. What the hell do you expect?
- Holly So Tightly: I'm not a whore! Like help put my career, some real respect, and maybe a half decent orgasm once in a while!”
Jenna Jameson - Holly So Tightly
Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant

“Men who love their mothers treat women wonderfully. And they have enormous respect for women.”
Ellen Barkin