- Beatrice Stanhope: Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall.
- An Ape Named "Ape": Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.

Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope
John Marwood Cleese - An Ape Named "Ape"

“Dude, it's a llama!”

Ashton Kutcher - Jesse Montgomery III

“- Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
- Farmer: Do they have what?
- Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
- Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.”
Jon Heder - Napoleon Dynamite
Pat Donahue - Farmer

“- Server: Spotted dick, sir?
- Roy O'Bannon: What? Can you believe this guy? I'm trying to get something to eat and he's asking me if I got the clap.”
John Owens - Server
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Bill: OK, everybody. Grab your plates. Soup's on.
- Edward: [with mouth full] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: What?
- Edward: [a little clearer] I thought this was shish-ka-bob.
- Bill: Yeah, it is shish-ka-bob. It's a figure of speech, Ed.”
Alan Arkin - Bill
Johnny Depp - Edward Scissorhands