“- Ed: I will never forget you, Dexter Reed, in my head, or in my heart. Goodbye my friend!
- Dexter Reed: Ed, I'm not going anywhere.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“- Muriel Heslop: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
- David Van Arkle: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Daniel Lapaine - David Van Arkle

“In the event I don't make it back, I want you to know you've been a real friend, R2. My best one, in fact.”
Anthony Daniels - C-3PO

“- Dave Skylark: As the two best friends stared each other in the eyes, they knew that this might be the end of a long road. But they also knew how much they meant to each other. And even though neither one could say it out loud, they were both thinking...
- Aaron Rapaport: I love you.”
James Franco - Dave Skylark
Seth Rogen - Aaron Rapaport

“- Frank White: How come you never came to see me?
- Jimmy Jump: Who wanted to see you in a cage, man?”
Christopher Walken - Frank White
Laurence Fishburne - Jimmy Jump