Woman always mess up my last name. I was with a girl the other night and she kept calling me "Getoff". She was like, "Getoff! Getoff!". I'm like, "no, it's Denoff. Denoff". She says, "No, you're fat and you're heavy. Get off!".
Russell Peters - Max Denoff

“Let's kick some names and take some ass!”
Allen Covert - Walter

“I'll give up all that other stuff, but only if I get to keep my name. I worked too hard for it, your honor.”
Angela Bassett - Tina Turner

“- Bart: I'm the captain of the crew team, Jermaine.
- Jamal King: The name's Jamal, and I'll fuck yo' crew up! Who are dey?”
Chris Elwood - Bart
Redman - Jamal King

“Bond. Jane Bond.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes