Woman always mess up my last name. I was with a girl the other night and she kept calling me "Getoff". She was like, "Getoff! Getoff!". I'm like, "no, it's Denoff. Denoff". She says, "No, you're fat and you're heavy. Get off!".
Russell Peters - Max Denoff

- Jeb Stuart: How'd they ever come to name you Kit Carson Holliday?
- "Kit Carson" Holliday: Mr. Carson and my dad were very good friends and they were so sure I was going to be a boy that they named me before I was born.
Errol Flynn - Jeb Stuart
Olivia Mary de Beauvoir de Havilland - "Kit Carson" Holliday

“- Tugboat Annie: All we want to know is the name that goes with that silly looking face of yours.
- J.B. Armstrong: My name is Armstrong. Joseph B. Armstrong.”
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie
Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong

“- Mr. Stork: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear... dear... dear me, what's his name?
- Mrs. Jumbo: Jumbo... Junior.”

Sterling Holloway - Mr. Stork
Verna Felton - Mrs. Jumbo

- Poppy: Is your name Chinese or English?
- "Mother" Gin Sling: Indeed Gin Sling is English. It's a nickname as common in this part of the world as the drink sold over the counter.
Gene Tierney - Poppy
Ona Munson - "Mother" Gin Sling