“- Jacqueline: Hey, you're not getting serious on me, are you?
- Marcus: What are you talking about? Am I getting serious? What is that?
- Jacqueline: You know, do you want this to grow into a relationship where we're together all the time? God. Stuff like that. Are you?”
Robin Givens - Jacqueline
Eddie Murphy - Marcus

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: I just want love, Ed.
- Ed Hocken: I'm sure you'll... find love, Frank.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken

“What I want most in the world is to find the one person who makes the world seem beautiful.”
Kirsten Dunst - Nicole Oakley

“- Jake: Thanks for coming over.
- Samantha: Thanks for coming to get me.
- Jake: Happy Birthday, Samantha. Make a wish.
- Samantha: It already came true.”
Michael Schoeffling - Jake
Molly Ringwald - Samantha

“- Marie: If you love him so, why did you divorce him?
- Anna Held: Because I thought it would bring him back to me. I was sure that it would bring him back to me.”

Marcelle Corday - Marie
Luise Rainer - Anna Held