“- Ugly Stepsister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.
- Puss in Boots: He sounds dreamy.”

Larry King - Ugly Stepsister
Antonio Banderas - Puss In Boots

“- Carrie: You have a great profile.
- Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side.
- Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something.
- Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my face.”
Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit

“- William Thatcher: Your name lady, I still need to hear it.
- Jocelyn: Sir hunter, you persist.
- William Thatcher: Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Shannyn Sossamon - Jocelyn

“- Rocky Dennis: Mom. Do I look like a freak to you?
- Rusty Dennis: No.
- Rocky Dennis: You know, your always been big on telling me when my face doesn't matter, but, it does. Doesn't it? You think that I can't even get a girl to like me unless you pay for her.”
Eric Stoltz - Rocky Dennis
Cher - Rusty Dennis

“- Georgia Hines: What is that crap you're putting on your face?
- Toby Landau: It is from Vienna. It is ninety dollars a tube, do you notice you never see a pore on my face.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
Joan Hackett - Toby Landau