“- Harold: Who's having a go at me? Can you think of anyone who might have an old score to settle or something?
- Razors: Who's big enough to take you on?
- Harold: Well, there were a few.
- Razors: Like who?
- Harold: Yeah, they're all dead.”
Bob Hoskins - Harold
P.H. Moriarty - Razors

“I will battle you with the entirety of my heart and you will probably lose. But maybe, just maybe. You might challenge me. The Beatles needed the Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my Katie Couric?”
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard

“If I saw a competitor drowning, I'd shove a hose down his throat.”
Michael Keaton - Ray Kroc

“You get behind me, we all profit; you challenge me, we all go down! There was one Napoleon, one Washington, one me!”
Al Pacino - Big Boy Caprice

“I think there's something degrading about having a husband for a rival. It's humiliating if you fail and commonplace if you succeed.”
Christopher Hampton