“Grab your new best friends, Ben and Jerry, and let's turn your ass into a helipad.”
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon

“- Jeffrey: Jess has the hottest ass!
- Albert: Casey has the hottest rack!
- Paul: Bianca has the hottest friends.”

Benjamin Davis - Jeffrey
RJ Shearer - Albert
Eric R. Moore - Paul

“- Louis Simo: Whatever you want to say.
- Laurie Simo: Are you going to fight everybody?
- Louis Simo: I thought you liked tough guys.”
Adrien Brody - Louis Simo
Molly Parker - Laurie Simo

“- Tom Ludlow: So you know who I am, and I know who you're not.
- Coates: Who are we? We straight nightmares. We the walking, talking exigent circumstances.”
Keanu Reeves - Tom Ludlow
Common - Coates

“- Optimus Prime: At the end of this day, one shall stand, one shall fall!
- Megatron: You still fight for the weak! That is why you lose!”
Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime
Hugo Weaving - Megatron