“- Sam: You're not my brother anymore!
- Josh: What?
- Sam: I just decided it, the same way dad isn't mom's husband anymore.
- Josh: You must be dumber than dad's stepsons, you can't divorce me!”
Noah Fleiss - Sam
Jacob Tierney - Josh

“- Brian O'Conner: You know, I was thinking we should go out sometime.
- Mia Toretto: Oh, that's sweet, but I usually don't date my brother's friends.
- Brian O'Conner: Well, that sucks. I guess I'll have to kick his ass then.”
Paul William Walker IV - Brian O'Conner
Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto

“I love this guy, he's like the brother I never had, wait a minute! He is the brother I never had!”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier

“You ought not killed my little brother, he should've had a chance to grow up. He would had fun some time.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Phil Davis: How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?
- Bob Wallace: Very braveparents, I guess.”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis
Bing Crosby - Bob Wallace