“- Astrid Magnussen: Looks don't interest me.
- Paul Trout: That's easy for you to say, you've never been ugly.”
Alison Lohman - Astrid Magnussen
Patrick Fugit - Paul Trout

“Nice from afar, but far from nice.”
James DeBello - Rod

“Don't blame your mother, I was irresistible!”

Martin Landau - Al

“- Max Reede: My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside.
- Fletcher Reede: That's just something ugly people say.”
Justin Cooper - Max Reede
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede

“In my job, I'm always seeing humans at their best, and their worst. I see their ugliness, and their beauty. And I wonder how the same thing can be both.”

Roger Allam - Death