“Mrs. Meighan, I'm a Sicilian! You know, we're a very old race of people, an ancient race, and ancient races aren't trustful races by nature.”
Eli Wallach - Silva Vacarro

“- Leo Getz: Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?
- Detective Lee Butters: I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.”
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz
Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters

“- Detective Lee Butters: License. Registration. Urine Sample.
- Leo Getz: German Jews didn't have it any easier when we were kids, so don't think you're the only one, okay? Okay? Besides, I was just kiddin' with ya. I can smell a cop a mile away.
- Detective Lee Butters: I smell bad, what'chu trying to say?”

Chris Rock - Detective Lee Butters
Joe Pesci - Leo Getz

“We're not just black, we're cops too! We'll pull ourselves over later!”
Martin Lawrence - Marcus

“- Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
- Conspiracy Brother: is the police.”
Eddie Griffin - Undercover Brother
Dave Chappelle - Conspiracy Brother